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\dropcap{I}'ll probably get in trouble for this. No one will get�
it. What else is new. Though constructed of more or less left�
over pieces from past projects, it's not random. Don't be dumb�
enough to ask if there will be more issues. You can, however, ask�
me for a date, (or a fuck) if you meet the minimum criteria. The�
hints are all there. (Road trip info is missing.)

This was produced under the combined effects of equal parts�
caffeine, choline, despair, horniness, and niacin poisoning.�
Sometimes the world is far too stupid a place to live (in).�
Unfortunately, I haven't found anywhere better. As Burroughs has�
noted, it is very hard to reach escape velocity. Except for Our�
House, and a very few other self-aware outlaws, everyone seems to�
be enthusiastically embracing the Middle Level Experience. 

Luckily it's only terrifying if you have to ``talk'' to them,�
which is not very often, if you work things right, which I�
generally do. Really, I'm not very snooty, I do give everyone a�
chance (or try to), but I'm sure you know the story; Johnsons,�
shits, and marks.

I know there's sexy boys out there who aren't rushing to get�
brain-dead, but it sure is hard to find them. If you find one,�
tell him my address is Box 77731, San Fran, CA 94107. The younger�
the better, before their brain cells atrophy from lack of decent�
input.

\hfill -- Tom Shred

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