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Classified ads are FREE. Up to 50 words, not including your�
address. Any subject. Text only, no pictures etc. Send 'em to the�
address inside the front cover. Make sure it's obvious (to me,�
not you) that it's a CLASSIFIED AD.

BEWARE! Of entrapment schemes in classified ads! The cops love to�
entrap people by offering ``photos of young guys'' or something,�
or ask you for the same. (Sending sexually explicit stuff�
involving under-18 people through the mail is illegal.) Don't�
worry about writing to friends or potential friends 'n' stuff�
like that. You can usually tell the bad guys right off. (Cops are�
stupid.)

If you send money for tapes and never get them, or otherwise get�
ripped off, write and we'll publish their names and otherwise�
ridicule them in print.

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Hey Tiny Tim stuff!  Join Lushbaby Weekly/Helldwellers staff!  Be�
an esteemed and beloved penpal!  Hello Kitty (Here Kitty Kitty)! �
Be a lushbaby and love life!  Optimistic pessimism!  Lushly,�
Safie (Adam) Seraphic PO Box 690816 San Antonio, TX 782690816.

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``Jamra, where are you?''  Jai Smith 3400 North St. Ettrick, VA�
23803.

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The Syndicat des Eleves is a youth and children's liberation�
project, distributing information and news about anti-school,�
running away, queer youth, AIDS and children, anti-racism, and�
many other issues and realities being dealt with by teenagers and�
children on a day to day basis.  The Syndicat publishes Youth Lib�
Zine available for one pound or equivalent in IRC's.  All radical�
youth, queer youth, angry youth, and their supporters are�
encouraged to get in touch with the Synicat as soon as possible. �
Syndicat des Eleves 2035 Boul. St-Laurent  Montreal Quebec Canada�
H2X 2T3.

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Seldom is the sadness of my soul able to speak the fury felt�
inside, the fire creeps up trying to escape in a form of verbal�
expression only to be beaten down, the unspoken words a pile of�
smoldering ashes caught in the pit of my stomach, a spark remains�
ignites the flames as I pick up my pen and watch it make love to�
the paper and my words burn long after death.  I'm into�
piercings, tattoos, vampires, dreadlocks, reading, darkness,�
travelling, sleeping, skulls.  Tasha  47 Dragan Cres.  Saskatoon�
SK  S7H 5C8 Canada

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Are you sick of meddlesome government trying to run the world and�
your personal life?  But you're not sucked in by the sterile�
socialist left?  You're probably a libertarian.  Write:  INGSOC�
PO Box 15563, Gainesville, FL 32603.

{\it[the libertarians have the best bumperstickers I've ever�
seen. -- tj]}
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Interested in gay bands or bands with gay members, womyns bands�
or bands with womyn members\dots all kinds of punk\dots racists,�
nazis, homophobes, misogynists NEED NOT APPLY\dots And hey!  if�
any of you want to ditch old compilation tapes that you're tired�
of- send 'em to me.  I will gladly pay postage!  PEACE\dots�
Gretchen Anthony, 29 Ceder St.\#1, Cambridge, MA 02140.

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Punk type looking for other homopunks in Richmond area to hang�
out with or punks across the nation to write to.  Jason C., PO�
Box 17446, Richmond, VA 23226.

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Convict down since Jan 84 DWM 45, 6', 180 lbs., sandy-blond hair�
(receding), brown beard (greying).  Reluctantly athletic.  Blue�
eyes.  Music:  rock to reggae, blue grass to afropop.  Dislike�
top 40, commercial country, opera, muzak.  Non-straightedge,�
straight but non-homophobe.  Intellectually libertarian,�
viscerally anarchist, B.S. in social studies, knowledgeable about�
electronics, mechanics, computers, domes.  Need to make the�
acquaintance of someone into word-processing and/or desktop�
publishing.  Will answer all.  Denis L. Roussel/ WA-A181175/ PO�
Box 740/ London, OH 43140.

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Muscular bi-male age 21 looking to meet new people in the Erie to�
Pittsburg corridor.  Open minded, affectionate, and will try�
anything at least once.  Into Depeche Mode, Erasure, Ranking�
Roger, and New Order.  Send pictures, poetry, and letters. �
Promise to respond to all who write.  Also interested in getting�
together if your in the area.  Ken/ 257 West 8th St./ Erie, PA�
16501.

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Hi, I'm Bastian, 16, vegan\dots I'm into music, Oi Polloi,�
Cringer, Fugazi, Beefeater, MDC, Chumbawamba, Deceit,�
Cultureshock\dots playing guitar, drumming, cooking, animal�
rights, doing illegal things, skiving, peace, freedom\dots I want�
to communicate with all kinds of people from all over the world. �
I'm very bored so please write to defeat my boredom.  Peace love-�
Bastian Buchmeier/ AM Kafer Bruch.  5c14Kerpen5/ W-Germany.

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Boyish 27 y/o goodlooking white male.  Young looking adults like�
me.  Longing for penpals/friends and more.  Exchange photos,�
poems, clothes\dots What's on your mind?  Str8/young closet cases�
a real turn on.  Try me.  Scott/ PO Box \#7/ Montclair, CA 91763.

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Youth Lib. zine is a bilingual, French and English, zine devoted�
to youth and childern's liberation. Subjects touched upon�
include: anti-school, running away, queer youth, child sexuality,�
AIDS and under-20's, anti-racism, anti-sexism, teens behind bars,�
children at war, sexual abuse,and lots, lots more. For a sample�
issue send \$2 or something equivalent value to: Syndicat des�
Eleves, 20365, Boulevard St-Laurent, Montreal, Quebec, Canada,�
H2x 2T3.

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TRUE AMERICAN SKUM BOY. drug-crazed mutant genius (20) seeks male�
counterparts. SOUL ASYLUM RULE!! also into Jane's Addiction,�
Soundgarden, Butthole Surfers, Husker, industrial, acid, country,�
comics, surrealism, art, poetry, film, extasy, \& more. You are�
brilliant \& incredible (or maybe you aren't) Write to me anyway,�
i'm bored. MICHAEL B., 80 E. third st., \# 14, NYC, 10003.

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SAN-FRANCISCO - All ages hall. 1-2 shows a month starting mid�
July. Non-profit group. Touring bands and volunteers interested�
in working shows call Shawn @(415) 861-7549.

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20 yr. old punk homo anarchist with major endowment but no one to�
play with. Play bass, like Dead Milkmen, Smiths, looking for�
homopunk to trade letters, photos, hopefully fuck. Write to:�
Paul, PO Box 5068, Parsippany NJ 07054.

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I am collecting material which may be related to TATTOO. I am�
especially looking for books and/ or other reading materials. I�
will trade or pay money for interesting items. Interesting items�
could be anything from magazine articles, newspaper clippings,�
posters, postcards, paraphernalia, short stories, long stories,�
photos, etc. Also, I have recentky begun a bbs whose main topic�
is and shall be TATTOO. Call now with your opinions, questions,�
facts, trivia, etc. (404) 888-0075, 11PM - 8AM (EST), daily. I am�
compiling databases of artists, studios, books, periodicals,�
organizations, films and videos. The main thing I seek is�
information. Any kind of information, fact or fiction, pro or�
con. All correspondence will be answered either by regular mail�
or electronically. Help promote the positive aspects of one of�
the worlds most ancient arts! Eric Jennings, 558 Seal Place, NE,�
Atlanta, GA, 30308.

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To Jill Reiter of New York or anyone who knows her: Please send�
me your address. I've been trying to reach you Jill. Adam, PO Box�
690816, SATX 782690816.

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Sexual Dissident would like pen pals who are not against someone�
who once loved boys under the age of legal concert. Wayne Hunt,�
P.O. Box AG/85A8050, Fallsburg, New York 12733. [I worded it so�
no law enforcement could accuse you of running an ad for immoral�
purposes.]

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